Tag: funny
group name: hitme2
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November 11, 2007 05:00 AM EST --
What's the weirdest job you've ever had? Tell us about the job or a weird, wacky or wild experience you've had on any job.
My weirdest job was one I took out of a desparate . . . more
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December 18, 2007 04:39 PM EST --
I didn't write these, I'm not sure who did but they've been going around my web communities and I thought I would share them here! =) no offense to anyone here who might be a telemarketer . . . more
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July 18, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
it was a lovely weekend of family time at my grandson's 2nd birthday. after the usual cake and icecream and gifts and grilled food and pizza for supper and kids playing happily together in cousinly . . . more
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August 02, 2007 05:34 PM EDT --
In trying to cheer myself up today, I thought I'd post a joke....
A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to
make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." . . . more
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September 14, 2007 09:52 AM EDT --
We just did 100 posts to Heather's article. I want to see if we can post 100 jokes or Funny Thoughts. I have a list of "Questions that make you go Hmmm....." For every few posts, I'll . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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April 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
This is the fifth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone . . . more
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June 18, 2007 10:41 AM EDT --
"Noah and the Camels"
Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs
of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board.
"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each . . . more
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December 22, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Funny how even product labels have mistakes on them sometimes. Just shows how imperfect this world is haha. It gave me a laugh either way =)
1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn . . . more
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September 30, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
I think its funny when people try and advertise things and get it all wrong. I worked at a newspaper one year and I didn't find any bloopers. So here are ones that I have found that I want to share . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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July 14, 2008 09:41 PM EDT --
Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls'
and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments.
They just ain't used to talkin' in those terms.
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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April 28, 2008 11:38 AM EDT --
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, . . . more
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October 24, 2007 12:02 AM EDT --
A woman answered the knock at her door and
found a destitute man. He wanted to earn money
by doing odd jobs, so she asked, "Can you paint?"
"Yes," he said, "I'm a pretty . . . more
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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April 08, 2008 01:21 AM EDT --
This site is so funny! You won't believe some of the they find in thrift shops, lol!
http://community.livejournal.com/thrifthorror
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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August 13, 2008 12:50 AM EDT --
I have been going through a LOT of pictures here on gather..and noticed something that I find funny. It seems that most of the population (well what I have gone through) here on Gather has cats. Not that . . . more
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May 28, 2008 06:00 PM EDT --
I see this sign on my way home from work every day and it makes me smile. So many roads......so little time.
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