Tag: humor
group name: hitme2
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April 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
This is the fifth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone . . . more
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November 11, 2007 05:00 AM EST --
What's the weirdest job you've ever had? Tell us about the job or a weird, wacky or wild experience you've had on any job.
My weirdest job was one I took out of a desparate . . . more
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October 11, 2007 06:27 PM EDT --
I spend a great deal of my waking hours wondering the How and Why of things. Quite honestly, it makes my brain tired. Here are a few that crossed my mind the past few days...
What's up with Canned . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
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September 14, 2007 09:52 AM EDT --
We just did 100 posts to Heather's article. I want to see if we can post 100 jokes or Funny Thoughts. I have a list of "Questions that make you go Hmmm....." For every few posts, I'll . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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November 09, 2007 06:14 PM EST --
#9 Spit Wads and Lies
I mentioned earlier that I would get back to a couple things. It’s time to do that. I think the things I said we’d get to later . . . more
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August 14, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
We all have had these at one time or another in our lives. The instant you realize you have done or said something very wrong. There is no place to run, no place to hide, and the three years . . . more
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July 13, 2007 02:00 PM EDT --
I'm supposed to write five MORE positive things about me after
my FINAL effort so here goes, and thanks William Dotani,
I am positively wonderful
I am positively . . . more
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April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
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September 30, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
I think its funny when people try and advertise things and get it all wrong. I worked at a newspaper one year and I didn't find any bloopers. So here are ones that I have found that I want to share . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:41 AM EST --
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then . . . more
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August 12, 2007 07:23 PM EDT --
This party was a long time ago, dad has been gone since 1994, and he was 75 the year of the big party in 1986. I don't recall all the details. but I took a week's vacation to go.
I . . . more
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August 12, 2008 01:08 AM EDT --
Got this in an email.....
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
John went to visit his 90 year old . . . more
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October 02, 2007 10:39 AM EDT --
When I have left this earth
I think my neighbors might say
Sure she was a democrat
But we liked her anyway
Despite that time she put
Kerry/Edwards signs all over her lawn
If you . . . more
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July 07, 2008 09:17 AM EDT --
Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows'
when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can
'sense' when a . . . more
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June 24, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
Some people have no class. Look at his tie, it is so yesterday...!
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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